The Dumbest Indian and Nigerian Fake Hacker Scammers and How They Scam You

Stop getting ripped off, and in the worst way, by literal retards.

Cyber Security
1. Jul 2025
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The Dumbest Indian and Nigerian Fake Hacker Scammers and How They Scam You

The Dumbest Fake Hacker Scammers and How They Scam You

 

Alright, strap in for a wild ride through the digital jungle, where the "masterminds" of India and Nigeria—bless their hearts—are out to fleece you with scams so laughably bad, you’ll wonder how you fell for them. Here are 10 reasons you’re getting ripped off by the world’s most adorably clueless scammers pretending to be hackers, served with a hefty side of sarcasm.



  • You Trust “Tech Support” Who Can’t Spell “Support”
    Oh, look, a pop-up saying your computer’s infected! And it’s from “Micros0ft T3ch Supp0rt” with a 1-800 number? Genius move, answering that call and giving “Raj” from “California” your credit card details. These scammers are so bad at faking it, their emails look like a toddler’s first spelling bee, yet you’re handing over your Social Security number like it’s candy.
  • You Think “Prince Chukwuma” Needs Your Help
    A Nigerian prince emails you, promising millions if you just wire $500 to free his frozen fortune. His grammar’s a trainwreck, his story’s straight out of a bad Nollywood flick, and his emails from [email protected]. But sure, you’re the one who’s gonna save his royal behind. Spoiler: The only thing getting “freed” is your bank account.
  • You Fall for the “Hacker” Who Hacks Like It’s 1999
    These “elite cybercriminals” send you a virus-laden Word doc named “INVOICE_URGENT.doc” with a clipart skull. Their “hacking” skills are so outdated, they’re still trying to crack your MySpace. Yet, you click the link because, well, who doesn’t trust a random “urgent invoice” from “HackerKing420”?
  • You Believe Their Fake Urgency
    “Your account will be DELETED in 24 hours!” screams the email from “PayPa1 Secur1ty.” The scammer’s so lazy, they didn’t even proofread their panic-inducing subject line, but you’re already typing your login details into their phishing site faster than you can say “identity theft.” Pro tip: Real companies don’t use Comic Sans for threats.
  • You’re Suckered by Their “Sophisticated” Stories
    The Indian scammer claiming to be “IRS Agent Steve Smith” (with a thick accent and a script he’s clearly reading) says you owe $10,000 in back taxes. Pay in gift cards, or it’s jail time! The Nigerian “hacker” says he’s got your nudes from a webcam you don’t own. Their stories are flimsier than a dollar-store umbrella, but you’re already buying iTunes cards.
  • You Ignore the Red Flags the Size of Billboards
    Email from “[email protected]”? A “hacker” who texts from a +234 country code demanding Bitcoin? These scams are so obvious, they might as well come with a neon sign saying “SCAM ALERT.” But nope, you’re wiring money because “it seemed legit.”
  • You Think You’re Smarter Than Their Script
    You’re no dummy, right? You’ll just “play along” to see what’s up. Next thing you know, Durable Response, you’re crying over your drained savings because their script was designed to prey on your overconfidence. Congrats, you outsmarted yourself.
  • You Fall for Their “Threatening” Charm
    “We’ve hacked your webcam and recorded you!” says the email with a password you used back in 2015. Ooh, scary! Too bad their “proof” is a generic screenshot, and their Bitcoin wallet’s been posted on every scam forum since dial-up was a thing. Yet, you’re trembling and sending crypto to “save face.”
  • You Don’t Know How Gift Cards Work
    The scammer insists the IRS, Microsoft, or your “hacked” bank account can only be saved by Apple Gift Cards. Bro, the government doesn’t take App Store credit! But you’re out there buying $1,000 in Google Play cards because “Agent Kumar” sounded so convincing.
  • You’re Too Polite to Hang Up
    These scammers call, stumble through their script, and mispronounce your name like it’s a foreign language. Instead of hanging up, you stay on the line, answering their questions, because you don’t want to be rude. Meanwhile, they’re draining your accounts faster than you can say “please hold.”

Basically, these “hackers” are the bottom of the barrel, their scams as sophisticated as a knock-knock joke. Yet, they keep winning because you keep believing “Prince Adewale” or “Tech Guru Sanjay” is your ticket to riches or salvation. Next time, laugh, delete, and move on—unless you enjoy funding their next yacht. 

 

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